The Stinky Onion!

I was just in Chicago for a few days, and it was a lot of fun.  Sadly, within my first 10 minutes of being there, I was a victim of reverse-racism.  A homeless man, or "bum," (not a hobo, hobo's are polite and make jokes.  They don't even want money, they just love train hopping and stabbing) was asking me for money, and upon my refusal to give it to him, he hit me with the old "Oh, I get it.  You just don't wanna give a black man any money."  How'd he know!?!?

I wonder if this works the other way around.  If I am ever being held up by a black man (because we all know it's only black males that hold people up!) then I am gonna say to him "Oh, I get it.  You just wanna steal my money because I'm white.  You're a racist!"

Another homeless man tried to sell me an issue of The Onion (which is a FREE publication) for $2.  But I would only give him one dollar!  Take that you fucking sucker!

PS
Did you know that Chicago means "The Stinky Onion"?  It is taken from the Native American (or "Indian" or "Redskin") phrase "Chi Ca Goo" which translates to The Stinky Onion.

Man, those indians are hilarious!