Chickens With Their Heads Cut Off (Think About It)

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Man Mistakenly Cuts off Penis, Dog Eats It

Now, for those of you that are lazy and/or illiterate and thus did not read the above article, I will briefly re-cap it for you: An old man accidentally cut of his own penis because he "confused it with a chicken's neck." Once cut, his dog ran up and devoured the penis.

Once we get past the obvious jokes about the irony of the word "cock" and its ability to be used as a double entendre (meaning both penis and rooster/chicken), one would notice that there are a few details that this poor excuse for journalism left uncovered. First off: What was this man doing with his penis unsheathed in an environment where he would be cutting off the heads of chickens? The only thing that comes to my mind is naked butcher.

Also, how is it possible to confuse your own penis with the neck of a chicken? I mean, my penis has wings and a beak, but that's a totally different story!




For those of you wondering, this post used the word "penis" eight times. Maybe next time I'll shoot for ten.