RIGHTEOUS ADVENTURE IN THE KEY OF C

I now present to you a story (pictures included) that takes full advantage of the caps-lock key.


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Cattle: HELLO NERD, I WILL RAM YOU WITH MY HORNS OF POWER IN YOUR EYES

Nerd: YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PENETRATE MY GLASSES OF POWER AND DIVINITY AND SHATTER-PROOF LENSES!

Cattle: YOUR FACE IS STUPID AND YOU ARE UGLY AND I HATE YOUR UGLY FACE UGLY NERD I WILL DESTROY YOU IN THE STOMACH AND HEAD

Nerd: IF I AM SUCH AN UGLY NERD THEN WHY IS MY GIRLFRIEND SUCH A BABE"

Cattle: YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A MEGABABE OF POWER! I AM SO ANGRY THAT I WILL TURN MYSELF INTO A CHICKEN AND PECK AT DYNAMITE UNTIL IT FUCKING EXPLODES IN MY MOUTH

Babe: CATTLE? MORE LIKE STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT BLOWS THE FUCK UP
Nerd: LOL

Dragon: THAT IS ALMOST AS FUNNY AS MY ORB OF HILARITY

Dragon: OH FUCK! THAT GRIFFIN STOLE MY ORB OF HILARITY! THAT FUCKING SUCKS SO HARD FUCKING GRIFFIN MOTHERFUCKERSHITASSFUCK!
Griffin: I NOW HAVE YOUR ORB OF HILARITY AND I AM THE FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER I AM MORE FUNNY THAN DONNY OSMOND AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

Dragon 2: LOL LOL LOL

Everyone: THAT SHIT IS SO FUNNY THAT A FUCKING A BIRD WILL EAT A BABY AND THEN A BEAR WILL DROWN IN A FUCKING RIVER MOTHERFUCKER LOL MOTHERFUCKER

Old Man: WHAT THE FUCK WTF IS GOIN ON MY HEAD IS FUCKING FLIPPING OUT WTF LOL WTL

Everyone: ALL HAIL THE RULER AND HIS SON THEY WILL CONQUER ALL AND RULE EVERYTHING AND YOUR FACE MOTHERFUCKER!


TO BE CONTINUED (MAYBE)